This guy isn't really in my garden, but it's still a plant. And a good one at that. I've uprooted this thing at least twice. It's been sunburnt, and neglected. My sister said that it is growing strange because it needs more light, but it had more light and didn't particularly like that.
I cleaned the roots then photographed and scanned the aloe.
I did the same thing to a .99 plant I picked up at Target.
These are the scans of the uprooted plants.